our generation's children's names are going to consist of the most bizarre

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  "TEN, ELEVEN, RORY, RIVER, COME HERE SUPPER TIME IS READY."

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  "MOFFAT GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THE TOILET."

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  "KATNISS RUE NO WHAT R U DOING."

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  "SEVERUS PRIMROSE GALE HARRY THE THIRD WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU."

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  "Dumbledore those aren't potatoes."

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  "SHERLOCK NO STOP. DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH."

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  "Clove Amelia what did I say."

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  "ALBUS MOCKINGJAY GET BACK OVER HERE."

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  "Tardis, no, bad, mummy's going to get into a fit if you touch her wand collection one more time."

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  "HARRY LOUIS NAILL ZAYN LIAM POTTER GET OUT OF BED."

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  "SHUT UP MERLIN"

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  "HERMIONE GET BACK HERE"

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  "EFFIE, THAT IS MAHOGANY."

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  STELLA BECKETT AND RIVER INARA OLIVIA MELINDA ROSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL. GET UP.

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  MYKA HELENA STOP EATING ALL THE APPLES.

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  JAWN WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LETTING YOUR BROTHER TEN PLAY IN THE DIRT

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  Steve Hawkeye Stark, that's the internet history button. It's a useless part of Chrome, you don't need to go in there...